'Ass' you like it

There are multiple roles that one can play at the work place. (Or work at the play place).

Now while at the IT industry, these roles are more familiar to me I find that there are a few more roles that are seen but never spoken about.
These are the kind that apply to any kind of work place.

ROLES:

SMART Ass

This is one of those famous roles played by most freshers who think they know too much. They probably do but being humble about it isn't one of their strengths. Speaking out of line is also one of very popular qualities of this role.

You sit and watch your senior working. He says you don't eat properly. He compares you to a stick figure in a activity diagram. Now, instead of staying quiet and smiling, a SMART ASS would typically add to it by saying, I can swim too! (Ref. swim lanes in activity diagram).
Sorry about the IT humour. I'll try to keep it general.

WISE Ass

Another famous role in the workplace. This type never takes work seriously. Its all a joke to him. He would get the job done, but he'd make wise cracks about it.
On the other hand,
This type of person is fun to have around and would make the place more lively and not to mention entertaining. Provided you don't work with your 'NO NONSENSE' boss in the next room. You could probably make other people stop working too.

LAZY Ass

This type needs no introduction. He just sits on his ass all day not getting anything done. Sort of like a politician. Not only does he reduce productivity. He also complains all day about his job, work and even a fly in his soup. These kind of people could however work smart if not hard.
Staring at the computer screen, sleeping with eyes open like a fish is a very good example.

KISS Ass

Another Role that needs no introduction. This type of person plays doormat,floor mat and shoe lick to everyone in the office. Probably gets places too. Self-Respect isn't in the dictionary sometimes.

DUMB Ass

Almost found in every work place. Just when you expect a serious and sensible answer, this guy chooses to speak! A typical slap your forehead (and his) type of moment ensues.
20 % of all project teams, as I've recently discovered, comprise these rare people.

KICK Ass

The Exact opposite of Dumb Ass. These people ARE the no nonsense people we talked about. They will ensure they get the job done, kick you for lying around and definitely slap you on the back of your head. Believe me, I know. They do that.

So now we have covered all the possible roles at the work place. If you know any more please share..
This post may have been a Pain-in-the-ass I'm sure you'll see that there is a lot of truth here.
After a very stringent analysis, I find that I'm 50% Wise Ass,30% Smart Ass and 20% Dumb Ass.
I'm so proud. (Tear in eye.)