Our Hero has been part of a lover's spat. (As in, a lover almost spit on him).
Now while our Hero tries his best to appease her, he couldn't help come up with a new theory.
He loves making theories (that make no sense) and after the older one, he just couldn't help himself.
So he comes up with an all new one.
Now while there seems no reason why this would even relate to a tiff, our Hero seems hellbent on explaining this.
Our Hero assumes here that everyone here knows what a Tamagotchi is and has had one in their childhood,or even now. (Our Hero isn't judging).
If you are not in the know.
Our Hero found out that love is very similar to a growing tamagotchi. (He further refers to this lover as a tamagotchi)
You have no nurture it, feed it and care for it and at other times play with it or just clean up the shit.
The latter is why the theory even came into being.
While playing around could please the tamagotchi ,it could also spell doom. (Thats when you'll need to clean up the shit).
Premise to theory
Tamagotchi sad. You feed it. Tamagotchi Happy.
Tamagotchi sad. You play with it. Tamagotchi Happy.
Tamagotchi sad AGAIN. You feed /play with it 3-4 times. Tamagotchi STILL sad.
Tamagotchi dies.
RESET button pushed.
Lover sad. Kissey kissey message. Lover happy.
Lover VERY sad. 3-4 kissey kissey message. Lover still sad.
RESET button pushed.
Theory
No matter how well you treat your tamagotchi (Your love), it will still die. Till it is reset. And killed again.
Outcome of theory
DISEASE:
Multiple kissey kissey messages, never work on a very angry lover.
(Immunity gained).
CURE:
Narration of Tamagotchi Theory (translated into over 45 languages) to the affected lover. (Sanity Lost)
Some things that can be assumed about the theory and its Creator:
1.) Our Hero is fantastic.
2.) The theory is fantastic.
3.) Our Hero isn't one of the lovers.
4.) The lovers definitely don't love our Hero.
5a.) The theory deeply moved the lovers. They made up.
5b.) They realized no tiff was worth hearing this.
6.) They took a united stand. (Against the Hero).
7.) Its better to have had a tamagotchi and lost it than never have a tamagotchi at all.
8.) Our Hero gets spit on after all.
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23 Comments:
never seen/heard of tht gadget... cudn't make full sense of the post :)
The hero... i don't know wats wrong with him... thinking about it... emotions die only when you don't want to emote.. if one keeps that in mind... fun forever.. :)
@ SRK
:( I was hoping otherwise.
@ Chiju
Never had a tamagotchi, have you?
Sometimes its just not in your hands. (Get it?):D
having tamagotchi is also one of the various emotions in life rite... ya.. its just not in my hands... wat to do... :(
Yeah...a reset and a mute button...i can play but not hear...dats more like a lovers paradise...again, you should assume points 6 and 7, but da rest????
Hahahaha! I know em tamagotchis :D Yea we all wish for a reset button don't we? Once mine pissed me off so much i took a screw driver and removed its batteries. and then after i got bored of everything else i put them back and started playing again. Super super theory! :D
So, someone has treaded the forbidden path and learnt! Snif!
Dont worry......experience maketh a man! ;)
I used to get really annoyed by those digital pe(s)ts.
i believe equally annoying are those online pets that we can adopt. sheesh.
Makes perfect sense. Sometimes, all you need to do is leave it alone for a while and see if it runs out of battery and needs to be reset. And before you know it, its back to being normal again! Only make sure to not leave in a public place, lest some other more spoiling fella steal it!
@chutney: I hope you were talking about your tamagotchi! If not, ouch - poor Ishant Sharma!
@ Chiju
Guess I cant argue there. I got to hand it to you. :D
@ Sid
They're all fact. :D
@ Chutney
I'm hoping you mean the object tamagotchi! Otherwise I'll have to broadcast a warning :D
@ Rakesh
:) Path crossed long back. Hero realised little late. :)
@ Anjana
True!
@ Idling #1
LOL!
Waiting for the battery to run out could end up being problematic too.
@ Idling #2
Ishant Sharma? :)
Havent owned a tamagotchi, but the way you've written the post is ultra funny. Enjoyed it to the max! btw, who are the two people man?? i speculated when you wrote that post about you and a gal goin to the theater. So, now what?? :D
@ Vibu
Speculate some more. I'll spectate.
:D
never owned either. boo.
never owned one. thoo
have owned quite a few of the latter though ;)
u r right!
Good post :) Looks like more posts of this kind is just round th corner !!!
good post! lol! keep em coming!
@ RR
Is that boo or boo hoo?
@ buddy
Heh heh heh. :D
@ Divya
Just you wait, Mr Higgins, just you wait!
@ SV
Thanks!
Tamagotchi....hmph! didnt hear abt it till now and never owned one either booooo! If I had one I probably would forget to feed it and check for its life status, btw I like the idea of reset :)
@ Perception
:D
o boy!
@ AV
Its so difficult to respond when there is soooo much detail hidden in that!
:D
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